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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? hi
&; FEEL WHAT? happy
&; HEAR WHAT? unbreak my heart by toni braxton

yo 2e!!!!! this post is to get back at salad for saying I'M deformed!!!
firstly, she has chromosome 99 disorder or in other words bleachman disorder
here are the signs and symptoms:
1) she talks, reads, sleeps bleach
2) goes all red in the face when she blushes so tt she needs bleach to make it white again
3) she falls in love with anime charaters that do not exist
4) she laughs in a manner by banging her head on the table
5) half her vocab is words you have never heard of in your life.
6) oh yes, she's a salad
7)lastly, she's super retarded and does not laugh at funny riddles such as this one :
ques: wad hangs on a wall and plays the piano
ans: the ans is a towel. and why does it play the piano? to make the joke more interesintg

if you are huiting, you'll be laughing now. if you are salad: you'll be banging your head on the table!

HAHA. i feel good! LOL

anw, hope you guys enjoyed this post. i know i did

love, nic-wig

2Express @ 7:36 pm


&; SAY WHAT? Grave News
&; FEEL WHAT? Retarded
&; HEAR WHAT? Olivia - A little pain

Hihihihihihi! hahahha okay i shall now share with everyone a grave piece of news. My husband Huiling is unable to be with me at the breaknews moment but i shall press on. My two children Xiao Hui and Nicole suffer from severe deformities also known as.... ANGELMAN SYNDROME. Indeed, how odd.

Not to mention they were conjoined at the hair and head, sharing a single brain, but have since been successfuly separated thanks to a game of tug-of-war between Rivali D'Arse and Amrit D'cockroach. However, this caused them to each be left with just half a brain. Of course, this explains their retardedness. But more prominent are the symptoms of ANGELMAN SYNDROME....

* Developmental delay, functionally severe [selfexplanatory]
* Speech impairment, none or minimal use of words; receptive and non-verbal communication skills higher than verbal ones [they use an odd language to communicate with each other without opening their mouths]
* Movement or balance disorder, usually ataxia of gait and/or tremulous movement of limbs
* Behavioral uniqueness: any combination of frequent laughter/smiling; apparent happy demeanor; easily excitable personality, often with hand flapping movements; hypermotoric behavior; short attention span [gosh this is just SO THEM. and XIAO flapped her hands really weirdly in prefect's camp when she heard good news]
* Frequent drooling, protruding tongue [over guys ahembeckhamahem]

Tis sad, but life is sad. By the way, Nicole in particular does not have an ass due to a freak accident. *sniff* At least they were both able to get married off to ahemahem and ahembeckhem. They even have kids. LOL. gosh i must be freaking everyone out. EHEHEHEHEHE.

-- salad

2Express @ 7:01 pm


Thursday, June 22, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? bleah.

WHY

IS

THIS

BLOG

SO

DEAD?

`<3 huiting(:

2Express @ 1:10 am


Saturday, June 03, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? Camp pics!
&; FEEL WHAT? happy
&; HEAR WHAT? Kirameku Namida Wa Hoshi Ni - Tainaka Sachi

Heyo everyone :D have you all seen the camp photos? ^__^

http://sg.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/mgs_pedept06/my_photos

I saw alot of people from our class doing the various activities... like... Ding falling somewhere, Jaime doing the raft thingy (the thing after the rope bridge... dunno what it's called cuz our trainer never let us do), Cheryl on the single log... Oh there's this pic where Rivali looks bored, Esther giving her dao look and stuff ^__^ I saw lots of astrids... lots of jaime too... haha

Umm.... yep. Just wanted to share cuz I know I took a while to find these pics... Xiao didn't remember the link, Shu didn't know either.. waited one whole day till ASTRID gave me the link. haha. Oh yes. One pic I found on eveleen's (minnie mouse) blog, that isnt in the PE dept files....

THE WHOLE SEC 2 LEVEL :D
See if you can find yourself! I found only a few people.... haha You can see CHUA HUILING almost immediately (somehow I did... =x) since she stands out with her height... and you can see Zhang behind Weining, me and Xiao on the far left, last standing row.... and I think i see astrid but I can't quite tell if its her. haha. Shu cant even find herself.... lol.

and if anyone from... grp 3 happens to see this: here's your grp photo :)

Have a nice holiday!
- Salad

P.s.: Actually this post is to add life to this stagnant part of the 2e blog... only thing that moves around here is that tagboard =___='

2Express @ 10:27 pm