&; SAY WHAT? The 2e Poem &; FEEL WHAT? {MORONIC}
&; HEAR WHAT? {I Will Carry You - Clay Aiken}

This is us, 2e,
where we know we must be.
It is where, we won't be alone.
Cuz 2e's ours, our very one.

We walked in to 2e, early last year,
who knew our class chairman would be Jer?
And that our vice-chair would be Zoe,
or that our form teacher would be Mr. Low...ey? (it had to rhyme!)

Mrs. Chan always screaming at us,
we were never really upset by her you know,
It was quiet funny for us to see,
compared to quiet Mr. Low.

Mr. Low would teach in class,
amidst the chaos that was us.
Drawing, imitating him, dozing off -
remember when for no reason we would start to cough?

Mr. Seow came in July,
and brought with him some really fun times.
Do you recall washing windows?
And torturing him about Mrs. Chan and Ms. Ho?

Palabola! Palabola!
In your class we played a fool.
We love quadratic equations you know,
You were a fun part of school.
Hast thou deserted us this year?
you must have thought we were really weird..

We'll never forget Mrs. Emily Tang,
who, one day when we were in class,
maniacally started laughing,
and joined in, gossiping about teachers, with us.

And of course, Mrs. Ng Mui Eng,
whom we used to call Ah Meng.
But hell, Romeo and Juliet got married for sex,
And learning Paul's Wheel was quite complex.
But she made Lit really fun,
And we enjoyed learning TKAM.

Mrs. E. Lee taught us Bio Chapters 5 and 6,
it was very taxing for her, of course.
But anyone who teaches 2e that and survives,
is definitely worthy of our applause.

Ms. Cheah taught us chemistry,
we screamed and laughed hysterically.
Dint want a test, so we bought her a cake.
Teased her about going out with Mr. Ong (it was fake).

Then there was Ms. Melissa Sim,
She thought Esther was a pimp. (I couldn't find anything else that rhymed)
Will a man-plant ever be created?
The questions we asked her were evil, mean and calculated.

And Mrs. Low, the physics teacher.
We used to torture the poor creature.
One day, she started singing a rainbow song,
and thought that we would sing along,
but instead, someone yelled "Baby Dick!"
Disappointment hit her like a ......brick?

Mr. Heng, of course, was a person,
who often let us act like Morons.
Dragging our chairs all the way to the front,
singing random birthday songs.

Mr. Khoo used to make us run,
In the hot morning sun.
But we never ran - we only walked,
and he used to see us and balk,
at our appalling defiance.
He is an electrical appliance.

Lastly, dear sweet Teo Lee Lee,
who's the chinese teacher, so she never taught me.
But I remember feeling really scared
when she turned on me with her fiery glare.
I still remember that with dread.

<3 Rivali





&; SAY WHAT? &; FEEL WHAT? {mood?} Tired =/
&; HEAR WHAT? {music?} Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou

HAPPY CNY PPLE! =) hope you have a good time with all your relatives and friends cause this only comes around once a year so treasure it yeah? =P and to rivali : Hope you finish the new moron's story soon! i miss reading them! =D

love you guys!
2e till the END! <3

estelle


&; SAY WHAT? &; FEEL WHAT? :DDD
&; HEAR WHAT? My TV.



<3
Hui Ting.


&; SAY WHAT? Life's Imponderables + The Fern and the Bamboo &; FEEL WHAT? Like blogging....?
&; HEAR WHAT? My dog singing "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton.

Life's Imponderables> FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
1.. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2.. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4.. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5.. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6.. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7.. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8.. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9.. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10.. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11.. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12.. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13.. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15.. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17.. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18.. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
19.. I drive way too fast to worry aboutcholesterol.
20.. I intend to live forever -- so far so good.

21.. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
22.. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23.. Mind like a steel trap -- rusty and illegal in 37 states.
24.. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25.. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

26.. Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have.
27.. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
28.. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
29.. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30.. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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And, on a totally different note -

The Fern and the Bamboo

One day I decided to quit... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.

"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"

His answer surprised me...
"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo."
"In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo," He said.

"In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the fourth year,again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit."

"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant. But just 6months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."

He said to me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots. I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you. Don't compare yourself to others."

He said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern, yet, they both make the forest beautiful." "Your time will come, "God said to me. " You will rise high!"

"How high should I rise?" I asked.

"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned.

"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."

Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness. Bad days give you experiences. Both are essential to life.

Keep going...

Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrows keep you Human,
Failures keep you humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
but Only God keeps You Going!

<3rivali>

&; SAY WHAT? The worst job. &; FEEL WHAT? {mood?}
&; HEAR WHAT? {music?}

Welcome to Sec 2E 2006's class blog. Hither's where any one of the 36 giggly girls of 2E well, blog, be moronic and of course, XPRESS THEMSELVES! ♥

Layout 02 is untitled, but bears a line of lyrics from our MGS school song, "for friendships made and pleasures shared, and lessons learnt apace". Indeed, 2006 as Sec 2E was a time of bonding, having fun bullying innocent teachers and a year in which we learnt much, academically and otherwise.

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Amanda
Amrit (History)
Astrid (Prefect, Art)
Charlene (Home E)
Larisa (Prefect, English)
Xiao Hui (Prefect)
Hui Ling (Maths)
Sarah (Prefect, AVA)
Claire (PT, Chinese)
Daphne
Xin Yi
Joyce
Nicole
Xing Yi
Jin Yee
Ivfen (Prefect, PW)
Lavanya
Vera
Yuen Wai (Geography)
Shu Wei (Treasurer)
Candice
Jaime (PE)
Estelle
Jermaine (Class Chair)
Noelle
Li Anne (PE)
Rivali (Literature)
Cheryl (PT, Home E)
Naomi
Hui Ting
Shakti
Jacqueline
Stephanie
Esther (Physics)
Zoe (Vice Chair)
Zhang Hui (Prefect, LS)