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Saturday, December 30, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? MGS 2007 SEC 3 TEACHERS
&; FEEL WHAT? @_@
&; HEAR WHAT? {music?}

Sec 3 teachers for next year in MGS.




















(click image for full view)

Haha. Was bored that's why I screenshot-ed the whole page. LOL!

Love,
HT.

2Express @ 6:51 pm


Friday, December 29, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? MERRY CHRISTMAS
&; FEEL WHAT? {mood?}
&; HEAR WHAT? {music?}

Hehe. I haven't really got down to wishing you all a Merry Christmas! Haha. Cos' I was in Malaysia at that time. LOL! So here I am!
















Merry Christmas to you all 2e! =D


A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM GOD TO YOU.

My Child...

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered. Matthew 10:29-31

For you were made in my image. Genesis 1:27

In me you live and move and have your being. Acts 17:28

For you are my offspring. Acts 17:28

I knew you even before you were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose you when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are written in my book. Psalm 139:15-16

I determined the exact time of your birth and where you would live. Acts 17:26

You are fearfully and wonderfully made. Psalm 139:14

I knit you together in your mother's womb. Psalm 139:13

And brought you forth on the day you were born. Psalm 71:6

I have been misrepresented by those who don't know me. John 8:41-44

I am not distant and angry, but am the complete expression of love. 1 John 4:16

And it is my desire to lavish my love on you. 1 John 3:1

Simply because you are my child and I am your Father. 1 John 3:1

I offer you more than your earthly father ever could. Matthew 7:11

For I am the perfect father. Matthew 5:48

Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand. James 1:17

For I am your provider and I meet all your needs. Matthew 6:31-33

My plan for your future has always been filled with hope. Jeremiah 29:11

Because I love you with an everlasting love. Jeremiah 31:3

My thoughts toward you are countless as the sand on the seashore. Psalms 139:17-18

And I rejoice over you with singing. Zephaniah 3:17

I will never stop doing good to you. Jeremiah 32:40

For you are my treasured possession. Exodus 19:5

I desire to establish you with all my heart and all my soul. Jeremiah 32:41

And I want to show you great and marvelous things. Jeremiah 33:3

If you seek me with all your heart, you will find me. Deuteronomy 4:29

Delight in me and I will give you the desires of your heart. Psalm 37:4

For it is I who gave you those desires. Philippians 2:13

I am able to do more for you than you could possibly imagine. Ephesians 3:20

For I am your greatest encourager. 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17

I am also the Father who comforts you in all your troubles. 2 Corinthians 1:3-4

When you are brokenhearted, I am close to you. Psalm 34:18

As a shepherd carries a lamb, I have carried you close to my heart. Isaiah 40:11

One day I will wipe away every tear from your eyes. Revelation 21:3-4

And I'll take away all the pain you have suffered on this earth. Revelation 21:3-4

I am your Father, and I love you even as I love my son, Jesus. John 17:23

For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed. John 17:26

He is the exact representation of my being. Hebrews 1:3

He came to demonstrate that I am for you, not against you. Romans 8:31

And to tell you that I am not counting your sins. 2 Corinthians 5:18-19

Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled. 2 Corinthians 5:18-19

His death was the ultimate expression of my love for you. 1 John 4:10

I gave up everything I loved that I might gain your love. Romans 8:31-32

If you receive the gift of my son Jesus, you receive me. 1 John 2:23

And nothing will ever separate you from my love again. Romans 8:38-39

Come home and I'll throw the biggest party heaven has ever seen. Luke 15:7

I have always been Father, and will always be Father. Ephesians 3:14-15

My question is… Will you be my child? John 1:12-13

I am waiting for you. Luke 15:11-32

Love, Your Dad
Almighty God


huiting.


2Express @ 12:43 pm


Tuesday, December 26, 2006
&; SAY WHAT?
&; FEEL WHAT? {:)}
&; HEAR WHAT? {HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR - Ichirin no Hana}

Hey 2e! School's starting in like, 8 days!!!

Are you all excited?

*hears a resounding "no"*

err okay. hahha i for one, haven't finished my holiday hw! hahahaha

other than rivali anyone's little sisters coming to mg sec next year??? or even mg pri? hahahha so we can bully them

it's rather disheartening to see this blog so dead. at times we have hoardes of people here, at others it's as still and quiet as a graveyard! it's like when huiting is gone, there's just me and sometimes a few other people. when i'm gone it's just huiting and some rare souls. i know some people visit here but dont blog and tag. WHYYYY

please tag more everyone! we don't want this blog to die right? i see everyone saying, "oh i'm going to miss 2e!", "i love 2e!" etc etc. SHOW IT! TAG! okay? :D

thank you!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

-salad-

2Express @ 3:45 pm


Monday, December 18, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? What To Do If You're Bored
&; FEEL WHAT? {pissed off!!}
&; HEAR WHAT? {Tell Me - P. Diddy}

Hey, i don't know why I'm blogging actually.
Are any of you bummed out with the weather?? Its just raining, and raining.......and raining.........and raining.....and raining... and- *falls asleep*

With Salad gone to Bali to study rocks and volcanos, this has become a DEAD BLOG. Horrifying but true. The moment us faithful 2e blog-readers feared has now arrived upon us.

As Hui Ting so....*succintly* put it when she tagged on the tagboard - "OH MY. 2 days gone and nobody tagged ///////////"

If there is a reason for Laughey to stop laughing, it must be a very serious reason. Don't laugh.
Anyhoo, I'm getting bored, these last few days, as I wait for the christmas and new year parties.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE BORED

1) Prank call people. You could prank call,
a) a teacher
b) a fellow student
c) a random number. (Just dial!!)

However, I've resolved to be more responsible and more mature [yeah right- it'll never last] so, I'd advise you not to prank call the teachers.
You can prank call Hui Ling instead. (Survival not guaranteed)

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PLAN WHAT TO DO IN SCHOOL NEXT YEAR.

Be responsible and plan out exactly what you want to do in class next year. I've already written mine out......

(ps: This is not true I got it while surfing the internet and I will do no such thing next year.)

1)Speak like Yoda.
2)Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosyume, say there was "a disturbance."

3)Ask the teacher why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answers.
4)Dress like Darth Vader. Tell the teacher you have to destroy all math books for the good of the Empire.
5) Come in in full Jedi outfit; try to use the Force to make the teacher cancel a test.

6) Pretend to be the teacher and yell at the real teacher to keep quiet and pay attention.
7)Organize the whole class to emit a low humming noise. Make sure you keep straight faces.

8) Get the whole class to fall off their chairs at the same time.
9)Write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers. [This is NOT for Sarah, Esther and me. (remember?? :D)]

10)If someone near you falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
11)Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of raw sewage in Africa caused Hitler to invade France, or that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
12) End your essay with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

13) TO SBC GALS: If asked to write an essay in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.

14)Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused by the massive amount of paper used in writing assignments.
15)Tell the teacher that you need can't hand up your homework right now because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.

16) THIS ONE REALLY HAPPENED (to my friend): In Literature class, ask the teacher if she'd like to do some 'heavy reading.' Before she can answer, take a HUGE, HEAVY book of Shakespeare and drop it onto her head.

17)When your teacher asks for an outline of your essay, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
18)When asked a question during math, say - “World War Two.”
19)Write the words; “I hate school” in permanent marker on your forehead.
20)Before a math test, repeat out loud to yourself so everyone can hear you, “2+2=4, 2+2=4…"

21)During a test, loudly ask for the answers from your imaginary friends.
22)Take your teacher’s pen, leave a ransom note demanding, “One Bazillion dollars" and “accidentally” sign your name.

23)On your first day of school, if you have a new teacher and you are asked a question, answer, “My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.”
24)When you’ve asked your teacher a question and she is done answering ask, “Is that your final answer?” in your best talk-show host voice.

25)If you are anything like the people in 2e, this is the easiest way to really annoy your teacher. You just have to…

COME TO SCHOOL.


<3>

2Express @ 6:35 pm


Wednesday, December 06, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? ti yan
&; FEEL WHAT? {blahhh}
&; HEAR WHAT? {no-thing~}

hello! to all of the ppl going to sbc next year, if you dont understand what on earth TI YAN is on the first page qn 1(a), then i shall be your life saver. well not life saver but. whatever.

now we all know the powers of internet, dont we? :)

yay.

2Express @ 6:15 pm