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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? Grave News
&; FEEL WHAT? Retarded
&; HEAR WHAT? Olivia - A little pain

Hihihihihihi! hahahha okay i shall now share with everyone a grave piece of news. My husband Huiling is unable to be with me at the breaknews moment but i shall press on. My two children Xiao Hui and Nicole suffer from severe deformities also known as.... ANGELMAN SYNDROME. Indeed, how odd.

Not to mention they were conjoined at the hair and head, sharing a single brain, but have since been successfuly separated thanks to a game of tug-of-war between Rivali D'Arse and Amrit D'cockroach. However, this caused them to each be left with just half a brain. Of course, this explains their retardedness. But more prominent are the symptoms of ANGELMAN SYNDROME....

* Developmental delay, functionally severe [selfexplanatory]
* Speech impairment, none or minimal use of words; receptive and non-verbal communication skills higher than verbal ones [they use an odd language to communicate with each other without opening their mouths]
* Movement or balance disorder, usually ataxia of gait and/or tremulous movement of limbs
* Behavioral uniqueness: any combination of frequent laughter/smiling; apparent happy demeanor; easily excitable personality, often with hand flapping movements; hypermotoric behavior; short attention span [gosh this is just SO THEM. and XIAO flapped her hands really weirdly in prefect's camp when she heard good news]
* Frequent drooling, protruding tongue [over guys ahembeckhamahem]

Tis sad, but life is sad. By the way, Nicole in particular does not have an ass due to a freak accident. *sniff* At least they were both able to get married off to ahemahem and ahembeckhem. They even have kids. LOL. gosh i must be freaking everyone out. EHEHEHEHEHE.

-- salad

2Express @ 7:01 pm