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Monday, December 18, 2006
&; SAY WHAT? What To Do If You're Bored
&; FEEL WHAT? {pissed off!!}
&; HEAR WHAT? {Tell Me - P. Diddy}

Hey, i don't know why I'm blogging actually.
Are any of you bummed out with the weather?? Its just raining, and raining.......and raining.........and raining.....and raining... and- *falls asleep*

With Salad gone to Bali to study rocks and volcanos, this has become a DEAD BLOG. Horrifying but true. The moment us faithful 2e blog-readers feared has now arrived upon us.

As Hui Ting so....*succintly* put it when she tagged on the tagboard - "OH MY. 2 days gone and nobody tagged ///////////"

If there is a reason for Laughey to stop laughing, it must be a very serious reason. Don't laugh.
Anyhoo, I'm getting bored, these last few days, as I wait for the christmas and new year parties.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE BORED

1) Prank call people. You could prank call,
a) a teacher
b) a fellow student
c) a random number. (Just dial!!)

However, I've resolved to be more responsible and more mature [yeah right- it'll never last] so, I'd advise you not to prank call the teachers.
You can prank call Hui Ling instead. (Survival not guaranteed)

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PLAN WHAT TO DO IN SCHOOL NEXT YEAR.

Be responsible and plan out exactly what you want to do in class next year. I've already written mine out......

(ps: This is not true I got it while surfing the internet and I will do no such thing next year.)

1)Speak like Yoda.
2)Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosyume, say there was "a disturbance."

3)Ask the teacher why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answers.
4)Dress like Darth Vader. Tell the teacher you have to destroy all math books for the good of the Empire.
5) Come in in full Jedi outfit; try to use the Force to make the teacher cancel a test.

6) Pretend to be the teacher and yell at the real teacher to keep quiet and pay attention.
7)Organize the whole class to emit a low humming noise. Make sure you keep straight faces.

8) Get the whole class to fall off their chairs at the same time.
9)Write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers. [This is NOT for Sarah, Esther and me. (remember?? :D)]

10)If someone near you falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
11)Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of raw sewage in Africa caused Hitler to invade France, or that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
12) End your essay with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

13) TO SBC GALS: If asked to write an essay in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.

14)Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused by the massive amount of paper used in writing assignments.
15)Tell the teacher that you need can't hand up your homework right now because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.

16) THIS ONE REALLY HAPPENED (to my friend): In Literature class, ask the teacher if she'd like to do some 'heavy reading.' Before she can answer, take a HUGE, HEAVY book of Shakespeare and drop it onto her head.

17)When your teacher asks for an outline of your essay, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
18)When asked a question during math, say - “World War Two.”
19)Write the words; “I hate school” in permanent marker on your forehead.
20)Before a math test, repeat out loud to yourself so everyone can hear you, “2+2=4, 2+2=4…"

21)During a test, loudly ask for the answers from your imaginary friends.
22)Take your teacher’s pen, leave a ransom note demanding, “One Bazillion dollars" and “accidentally” sign your name.

23)On your first day of school, if you have a new teacher and you are asked a question, answer, “My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.”
24)When you’ve asked your teacher a question and she is done answering ask, “Is that your final answer?” in your best talk-show host voice.

25)If you are anything like the people in 2e, this is the easiest way to really annoy your teacher. You just have to…

COME TO SCHOOL.


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2Express @ 6:35 pm